Comments on: “…Ham is not a Toy”

By: howey

howey — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:58:53 +0000

that looks so good now that i’m so hunry!

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Thrifty Mamas » Blog Archive » Nitrates in Lunch Meat Linked to Cancer — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:05:43 +0000

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By: wild sammich

wild sammich — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:18:56 +0000

I have learned a lesson about steriotypes that i wont soon forget. WOMAN! GO GET ME A TURCKEY SAMMICH. Now thats politicly correct XD

By: doctorbulldog

doctorbulldog — Wed, 16 May 2007 20:36:28 +0000

Jen,

Thanks for the info.

Here’s an update on the Ham story for any readers that are interested:

http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/challenges.php?id=931146

By: jen

jen — Wed, 16 May 2007 20:19:18 +0000

this was a spoof. all the quotes were made up. it’s not a real story. there was a problem with ham in a school, but it wasn’t quite so idiotic. it was actually a bad thing. this story is fake, though.

By: velvethammer

velvethammer — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:33:47 +0000

This is idi-friggin’-otic!
They should investigate the hate crime, the somali’s have commited against ‘ham’!

Don’t be hatin’ our ham! We eat it here in AMERICA. And if it so offends them… well…they should go back where ham has already been banned. Then they live a happy go lucky ham free lifestyle.

“I could feel allah condemning me to burn for eternity for being within a 6.2 meter radius of ham, so yeah, it was a hate crime.”

A heaping bowl full of B.S.!

By: Leatherneck

Leatherneck — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:10:45 +0000

When I was just a lad in school, some anti-Christian placed a kick me sign on my back. I did not even know it until I got home that day from school. I had know one to talk to about my feeeelllings. I was so depressed. I can live a normal life now that I sharrrrrred that incident.

Women! Bring me my ham, and cheese. While you are at it, bring the pork skins,(hot), and cold Foster’s beer. Hurry up!

By: cavmom

cavmom — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:14:21 +0000

I am pushing for a Nationwide ban on peanut butter. Every time I see peanut butter an image of Jimmy Carter flashes into my head making my stomach contract in convulsions. I should not be insulted by constant Jimmy Carter reminders around the country.

Step up and help me in my push to ban this cowardly food in the name of…

Well, I have not thought this out thoroughly…

In the name of the Brave, all tables must remain peanut butter free!

By: ISLAMSFORLOSERS

ISLAMSFORLOSERS — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:21:15 +0000

Somebody needs to invent a universal translator device. Then we can find out what the four legged pigs think of the two legged ones. The Islamophobic rants would be priceless to hear!