Global Warming Behind Darfur Killings!
I’m sure that Al Gore has had a hand somewhere in this conspiracy theory… This is what happens when you let politicians play scientists on the world stage…

Climate change behind Darfur killing: Ban Ki-moon
Deccan Herald
Washington, AFP:
“The Darfur conflict began as an ecological crisis, arising at least in part from climate change,” said UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.
UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon said that the slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizon.
“The Darfur conflict began as an ecological crisis, arising at least in part from climate change,” Ban said in a Washington Post opinion column published on Saturday.
UN statistics showed that rainfall declined some 40 per cent over the past two decades, he said, as a rise in Indian Ocean temperatures disrupted monsoons.
“This suggests that the drying of sub-Saharan Africa derives, to some degree, from man-made global warming,” the South Korean diplomat wrote.
“It is no accident that the violence in Darfur erupted during the drought,” Ban said in the Washington daily.
When Darfur’s land was rich, he said, black farmers welcomed Arab herders and shared their water, he said.
With the drought, however, farmers fenced in their land to prevent overgrazing.
“For the first time in memory, there was no longer enough food and water for all. Fighting broke out,” he said.
A UN peacekeeping force may stop the fighting, he said, and more than two million people may return to rebuilt homes in safe villages.
“But what to do about the essential dilemma: the fact that there’s no longer enough good land to go around?”
“Any real solution to Darfur’s troubles involves sustained economic development,” perhaps using new technologies, genetically modified grains or irrigation, while bettering health, education and sanitation, he said.
18 June, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Yeah, the good old Koran has nothing at all to do with it at all.
This Moon is more nutty than the Moon of the Moonies.
18 June, 2007 at 2:51 pm
They might as well make the claim. I heard it from good sources (which as a writer I need not divulge
) that President Bush was directly responsible for hurricane Katrina.
So, it makes perfect sense to tie global warming to the Dafar killings…
… And while we are making connections; Aren’t the Teli-tubbies responsible for the Bird Flu? (or was that the work of Bert and Ernie?)
I will need to do some further investigative work.
18 June, 2007 at 4:55 pm
“This Moon is more nutty than the Moon of the Moonies.”
I laughed at that.
18 June, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Blame the US, blame Israel, heck, even blame the weather for Muslim killings… But don’t you dare blame muslims and Islam. After all, isn’t obvious that Islam is the religion of peace!!!
5 August, 2007 at 5:35 am
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