Muslim men terrified of their wives.

It seems the male minions are scared to face their wives and are seeking western technology to protect them.

Arab News, RIYADH, 2 March 2008 — Living in a high-tech world, many husbands have opted for new ways of divorcing their wives rather than confronting problems head on through discussion and dialogue.
-Bak, bak, bak chicken

Jawhara, a divorcee, said that she received a message on her mobile phone from her husband that read, “Pack your things and go to your family before I return, you’re divorced.”
-I’m betting the coward sent this from hundreds of miles away.

Jawhara promptly telephoned her brother, asking him to pick her up. He, however, asked her to wait for her husband and ask him why he had divorced her. “I stayed and when he came he repeated what he said. I told him that I was off to my family and that he should keep his children,” she said.
-Smart move give him the kids before they are teens and turn hormonal.

A week later, Jawhara’s husband said he wanted to get back together and that he had made a mistake. “It took me time to accept but I did in the end after he admitted to a judge that he had made a mistake,” she said.
-Lol, he couldn’t handle the little darlings by himself.

Munira Asaad was faced with a similar situation when her husband asked her, through an SMS message, to take their children and leave home. “At first I thought it was a joke. But when he came home he hit me and asked me to leave. I refused to leave the house saying it was mine and my children’s,” said Munira, adding that instead her husband left. A week later he returned and said he wanted to get back together.
-Notice even after he struck her she stood her ground and sent him packing.

“I refused. He made this decision based on wrong information, which he got from his sister-in-law. His actions show that he doesn’t trust me. Why should I take him back?” she said.
-You should not. Find yourself a nice infidel, they will not hit you or text a divorce note.

Suad woke up one morning to find a text message reading, “I divorce you. Go back to your family.” Suad was left shocked and could not believe what she saw. “There was no problem between us. I called him but he did not answer,” she said.
-Hmm this cowardice seems to be spreading among muslim males.

When her husband returned from his trip, he told her that he divorced her because one of his friends had not accepted an invitation to dinner. He had sworn that he would divorce his wife if his friend did not accept his invitation.
-Lol, this is getting better and better. I would love to see a California judge whitewash over that excuse.

Suad said she went to her room, packed her stuff and left. “I asked my children to come with me. After two weeks he came back and urged me to return. He told me that he hadn’t registered the divorce in court,” said Saud, adding that she agreed to go back after her husband promised to be careful with such issues.
-just when we were on a roll one idiot had to take a minion back.

Commenting on the issue, Ahmed Al-Muhaimid, a lawyer, said in a report carried by the Al-Riyadh newspaper that text-message divorces take effect even if a husband does not verbally pronounce his intention. He added that such divorces take place even without the women knowing about it.
-We got that when we realized they were terrified their wives would whip their asses in person. I woulder if mohammed had people divorce his wife for him.

He urged couples to be careful while dealing with such a serious issue as divorce. He called on officials to question the conditions for such divorces, the causes and the real intentions who do them.
-From the pattern it looks like this is a male minion problem. The female minions seem to keep a tight leash on the males.

Al-Muhaimid also said that it was important to ensure messages are actually sent by husband and not by third parties.
-Hear that ladies? Crush your husbands cell phones and suck every dime out of his account. It is the will of allah, he can not ask a friend to divorce you and the males are terrified to face you and ask for a divorce.

You should also thank allah for western technology.

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