Sheikh invents the mother of all conspiracy theories.

Hookah
I had mistakenly thought today’s Muslims were continuing an almost 1400 year war for global conquest. Now I realize an elite group of time travelling global power brokers dreamed it all up. What a relief we have nothing to fear from allahs minions after all. Talk about abuse of mind-altering substances, the ol sheikh has possibly severely damaged what remains of his brain. Conspiracy or over use of a loaded hookah? You decide.

Sheikh implicated in Pearl’s Death says Daniel Pearl is not dead Imam El Sheikh Gilani Sets the Record Straight
CFP, 1 July, 2007
For almost three decades El Sheikh Mubarik Ali Shah Gilani, El Hashmi, Vice Chancellor of the Int’l Quranic Open University (IQOU), Imam of Muslims of the Americas Inc. (MOA) and founder and Chief Editor of the Islamic Post, along with his followers, has withstood a vicious attack unparalleled in American history. The global elitist Illuminati have conspired to destroy America by bringing about a clash of civilizations, Islam versus Christianity. Their calculated goal is to turn all of America against Al Islam and the good practicing Muslim citizens of this country.
Assaults were first launched against El Sheikh Gilani when he vowed to reveal who the forces were behind the establishment of a one world government, the New World Order, and the attacks against Al Islam. Agreeing with former Congressman Paul Findley, El Sheikh Gilani drew attention to the overwhelming influence that the Zionist lobby in Washington D.C. had over politicians, and in the determination of America’s domestic and foreign policy.
The efforts of El Sheikh Gilani have resulted in the rapid growth of Al Islam in America and the reformation of thousands, who have become valuable contributors to American society. Their increased political clout and visibility have posed a true threat to the stranglehold that the Zionists have held on American taxpayers’ dollars. The advocates of world dominance had no recourse other than to rid themselves of their main nemesis, El Sheikh Gilani, before Muslim/Christian dialogue and unity substantially undermined their scheme for world supremacy.
Hence, the harbingers of hatred have perpetrated a full scale attack on the character of El Sheikh Gilani and his followers, portraying them as criminals, terrorists, and a threat to American society. The Zionist controlled mass media’s carefully designed internet blogs, Hollywood’s misinterpretations, and the silence of law enfprcement agencies have all played pivotal roles in intentionally distorting the truth.
A blatant example of their cunning is the Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl’s fiasco. The stress of falsely linking Pearl’s disappearance and questionable death to El Sheikh Gilani contributed to the death of El Sheikh Gilani’s ailing and elderly father who was one of the founding fathers of Pakistan. The truth of the matter is best expressed by Kathy Diskin, FBI Special agent, Karachi Bureau: “I had the opportunity to sit in on an interview with Sheikh Gilani and our feeling was, within 15 minutes, that Sheikh Gilani is not involved in this”.
Despite the truth being available, the media continues to malign El Sheikh Gilani by leading a naive public into believing he had a role in the plot. Pearl’s “widow” wrote a book and produced a movie falsely implicating El Sheikh Gilani while knowing of his innocence. Within the circles of those who have followed the developments in this case, it is a common consensus that Daniel Pearl is not dead. Special appreciation is extended by the Vice Chancellor to the Hon. President of Pakistan, Gen. Pervez Musharraf, who was one of the very few who was courageous enough to dare and speak out and draw attention to the inconsistencies and untruths in this case, and to defend the noble family. May the One Almighty Creator reward him for his efforts and suffice him in his struggles against the ongoing hate campaign perpetrated by the Illuminati.

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6 Comments on “Sheikh invents the mother of all conspiracy theories.”

  1. armilnov Says:

    “The efforts of El Sheikh Gilani have resulted in the rapid growth of Al Islam in America and the reformation of thousands, who have become valuable contributors to American society.”

    They phrase is as if these people were not “valuable contributors” until they had converted to Al Islam. Of course, how can a dirty kuffaar be a valuable member of society? (sarcasm) 🙂

    “Kathy Diskin, FBI Special agent, Karachi Bureau: “I had the opportunity to sit in on an interview with Sheikh Gilani and our feeling was, within 15 minutes, that Sheikh Gilani is not involved in this”.

    Hmm, telepathic FBI agent? Gives a new meaning to the word “special”(not like a special yellow bus, or anything)! How about the “proof” or “alibi”? Yeah, with people like these in FBI, no wonder these morons missed Sept 11!

  2. Blackdog Says:

    This guy needs to put down the Dan Brown books.

  3. Ronin Says:

    I like the guy and am hopeful he will explain crop circles, bigfoot, where they buried the roswell bodies and nessie next. While he is at it, I also want to know why Palestinians need a homeland when they are already living in homes.

  4. velvethammer Says:

    “Conspiracy or over use of a loaded hookah? You decide.”

    Conspiracy theory perhaps fueled by an overloaded hookah. lol

    I have came across Muslims blogging about conspiracy theories lately.
    Liberals, truthers, conspiracy theorists and Islamics.
    What a disgusting motley crew!

    BTW Ronin

    Tag! You’re it! :mrgreen:

  5. Ronin Says:

    Now Velvet,

    You know I like my privacy so I will not answer any personal questions or give up any facts/habits. Ok, just one-love ya kiddo.

  6. velvethammer Says:

    Ronin

    Hey that’s cool. Just consider it a shout out to one of my favorite blogger dudes.

    🙂


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