Jack Daniels™ Explains the Republicans’ “Draconian” Cuts to the Deficit
Jack Daniels and I don’t like each other.
It goes back to my early days in the USAF when a friend introduced me to Mr. Jack Daniels one night. My friend and I sat around talking physics and somehow, with Mr. Jack Daniels leading the charge, managed to use mathematics to prove that time didn’t exist. And because time didn’t exist, we didn’t exist as well. Unfortunately, the next day Jack Daniels had a change of mind and decided to prove that time, as well as all of us, do in fact exist as I had to go into work sporting one of the worst hangovers in my life—ever!
It was one of those hot, sticky summer mornings and the first assignment I had was troubleshooting some electronic equipment inside of a non air conditioned aircraft slowly roasting on a heat amplifying tarmac. About ten minutes into it all, a wave of intense nausea overtook me. I hurriedly popped open the over-wing hatch, crawled out to the edge of the wing and hurled my guts out onto the tarmac below. Needless to say that as soon as I possibly could, I made a hasty retreat out of there before the aircraft’s crew chief could discover what I had left behind on the tarmac for him to clean up…
Anyway, that was my one and only experience with Jack Daniels. Based on that, we have both decided that we don’t like each other. However, I’ll make an exception for the following video:Explore posts in the same categories: politics