Dept. of Education Using Spongebob Squarepants to Indoctrinate Your Children into the Global Warming Scam

Hey, here’s a cost cutting idea for Obama:  Instead of gutting our military to save a few bucks that will inevitably be spent elsewhere on some Progressive/commie social program, how about we eliminate the Dept. of Education and return control of the schools back to where it belongs – the States?


U.S. Education Dep’t Pushes Man-Made Global Warming, Saving the Earth at Children’s Reading Event
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
By Penny Starr

( – During a July event at the U.S. Department of Education, children from D.C. schools and day care centers were treated to free books, including two featuring Nickelodeon characters as part of the media organization’s “The Big Green Help” Series. One of the books promotes the idea that global warming is man made and the second book talks about what kids can do to save the Earth.

SpongeBob Goes Green! An Earth-Friendly Adventure! tells the story of SpongeBob’s friend, Krusty Krab, who builds a swimming pool. Mr. Krab is frustrated that it is not hot enough to attract paying customers to his new swimming pool and decides that the exhaust from boats and cars could solve his dilemma.

Mr. Krab says: “I’m just pumpin’ a wee bit of carbon dioxide into the air. It’ll warm up the temperature and bring on an endless summer! People will want to use my new pool all year long.”

To help with his cause, SpongeBob and his friend Patrick set stacks of tires on fire.

“More smoke floated up into the sky,” the book states.

The author does not explain how a pool is built underwater, how vehicles submerged in the ocean can produce exhaust, or how tires burn and send smoke into the air from the bottom of the sea.

But the book does explain the dangers of global warming.

Sandy the squirrel, who wears an underwater suit, comes to the rescue.

“What are you doing messin’ with Mother Nature?” Sandy says. “You’re polluting Bikini Bottom with all this carbon dioxide and bringin’ on global warming.”

“What’s global warming?” SpongeBob asks.

“Ya see, Earth has these gases called greenhouse gases,” says Sandy. “They’re in the atmosphere to keep the temperature of the planet just right. Carbon Dioxide is one of those gases. But when we make more greenhouse gases than the planet needs naturally, like you’ve been burnin’ tires and fuel, it locks the heat in the atmosphere. That makes the planet hotter than it should be. That’s global warming. And that’s not good.”

Global warming causes the water in Mr. Krab’s pool to boil away, but once everyone plants trees, starts riding bikes and unplugs appliances, Bikini Bottom is restored and Mr. Krab gives people a discounted entry into the pool if they ride their bike or walk.

Dora Celebrates Earth Day! was also offered to the children by the Department of Education at the July 20 event, with character Dora the Explorer telling her friends and family “what they can do to save the Earth.”

The tips include:

* “If you have water left in your drinking glass, you can use it to water your house plants.”

*  “We can also turn off lights during the day.”

* “My abuela (grandmother) is careful about saving energy too. When’s she’s cooking or preparing food she always decides what she wants to get before opening the refrigerator door.”

On the back of both books the following is printed: “Now kids can get excited about going green with their favorite Nickelodeon characters! The Big Green Help, Nickelodeon’s environmental initiative, and Little Green Books, Simon & Schuster’s eco-friendly line, have joined together to create this new set of books. Each book, printed on recycled paper, encourages kids to take the lead in making the world a greener place.”

The other books in the series are Blue’s Clues “Watch Me Grow! Blue Plants a Seed,” and Wonder Pets!’ “Save the Tree.”

The DOE event also featured department officials, celebrity chef Spike Mendelsohn, and President Barack Obama’s half-sister Maya Soetoro-Ng reading Todd Parr’s “The Peace Book.”

The book features platitudes about peace, including, “Peace is keeping the water blue for all the fish,” “Peace is giving shoes to someone who needs them,” “Peace is wearing different clothes,” “Peace is keeping the streets clean,” and “Peace is everyone having a home.”

“As part of the “Let’s Read! Let’s Move!” series, the department has invited Cabinet members, administration officials, and other public figures to join in reading children’s books, promoting healthy lifestyles and participating in games and fitness activities with children in pre-kindergarten through third grade,” according to a DOE press release.

This was the third event this summer.

“Let’s Move!” is First Lady Michelle Obama’s campaign to fight childhood obesity.

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3 Comments on “Dept. of Education Using Spongebob Squarepants to Indoctrinate Your Children into the Global Warming Scam”

  1. Leatherneck Says:

    In a way, all this weird weather is man’s fault. For example, The CFR controlled Government curses Israel by making them give land to terrorists. Then, BAM 400 tornadoes, or earthquakes, and a heat wave from hell.

    We could go with another example, like false god worship. The two that come to mind are the god known as Sin, and Moloch. Both murder in the name of their false god. Then, BAM drug abuse, depression to the point of suicide, or a person is filled with hate.

    Yep, humans are causing global warning, I mean warming. I think G-d is wanting us to repent.

  2. I dunno I guess Im getting older and more jaded…

    I have a twisted hope that ‘squidward’ will finally go insane start killing off ‘spongebob’, ‘mr crabs, ‘sandy’, ‘plankton’ and finally napalm ‘bikini bottom’.

    After all isnt it time to kill off ‘mr crabs’ the *capitalist* in order to preserve the +pristine+ bikini bottom.

    “spongebob must die… sponge bob must die…spongebob must diiiieeeeee” (Sung to the theme of spongebob squarepants)

  3. tgusa Says:

    Scientists have recently discovered that in spite of the bs of the Earths atmosphere trapping heat, the Earths heat is actually released into the vast void of space. You know outer space, which is where these peoples brains are floating around. Now, given that the Earths history is primarily one of ice ages there is an argument that can be made where Mans activity has altered the course of Earths history of a frozen sphere. Who knows, Mans impact might have caused the Little Ice Age that occurred between 1400 and 1800 from becoming a full blown Big Ice Age.

    Now I’m no officially accredited scientist with a very professional, and pretty looking, piece of paper but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn a couple times. Plus Ive read many books and I have done a lot of thinking in inner space over the years, I’m also a kind of 1950s Sci Fi movie buff…it’s, Them!

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