Egyptian Prime Minister: Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhea

Uh…  Okay.  

In case you weren’t aware of it, Muhammad commands women to allow strangers to suckle their breasts:

Sahih Muslim, Book 008, Number 3428:

Zainab daughter of Abu Salama reported: I heard Umm Salama, the wife of Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him, saying to ‘A’isha: By Allah, I do not like to be seen by a young boy who has passed the period of fosterage, whereupon she (‘A’isha) said: Why is it so? Sahla daughter of Suhail came to [Muhammad] and said: [Muhammad], I swear by Allah that I see in the face of Abu Hudhaifa (the signs of disgust) on account of entering of Salim (in the house), whereupon [Muhammad]  said: Suckle him. She (Sahla bint Suhail) said: He has a beard. But he (again) said: Suckle him, and it would remove what is there (expression of disgust) on the face of Abu Hudhaifa. She said: (I did that) and, by Allah, I did not see (any sign of disgust) on the face of Abu Hadhaifa.

Apparently, the Egyptian Prime Minister doesn’t want to get diarrhea as he goes around suckling all those breasts:

dirty breasts

Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhoea, Says Egypt Prime Minister Hisham Qandil


The inability of women in rural Egypt to clean their breasts is causing a diarrhoea epidemic, according to the country’s Prime Minister Hisham Qandil.

Qandil was speaking about the spate of recent epidemics in Egypt’s rural communities. During the address, he said he had witnessed children suffering from diarrhoea immediately after they have been breastfed because their mothers were unable to clean themselves probably.

He added that many women in rural Egypt don’t even bother to clean their breasts at all before feeding their toddlers.

Qandil made his remarks during an address at a cabinet meeting. Women members present were noticeably uncomfortable as Qandil made the comments.


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3 Comments on “Egyptian Prime Minister: Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhea”

  1. tgusa Says:

    I will be happy to be a designated breast washer, for a price, of course. It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it.

  2. What boobies unclean….?

    Glad Im not a (uneducated) muzzie.

    I personally LOVE boobies! Thats my first 2 favorite parts of a womans body. My other favorite parts are… (CENSORED)

    (Not that Im into breast feeding or anything.)

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