NASA Warns of Earth’s Destruction By Aliens if You Don’t Jump Aboard the Anthropogenic Global Warming Bandwagon
Is it just me, or is the AGW crowd getting even more desperate?:
"Ack-ack-ack ack!!!" Translation: "Reduce your emissions or die!!!!"
Pay Your Carbon Taxes To Al Gore Or Space Aliens Will Attack
Global warming alarmists invent new hoax after failing with everything else
Paul Joseph Watson
Infowars.com
Friday, August 19, 2011
Having failed with drowning polar bears, global superstorms, rising sea levels and a myriad of other manufactured hoaxes, global warming alarmists have invented a new threat to try and persuade us to pay carbon taxes directly to Al Gore and the global elite – vengeful environmentalist extraterrestrials from outer space.
“It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim,” according to a Guardian report.
A new study conducted by researchers at Nasa’s Planetary Science Division posits that “green” ETs might get angry at Bubba driving his gas-guzzling SUV and respond by wiping humankind off the face of the earth to “protect other civilizations”.
“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. “These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.
Is it really any wonder why polls show belief in global warming is collapsing? A recent Rasmussen survey found that 69 per cent of Americans believed scientists had likely falsified climate change data to push their agenda.
They’ve fed us with drowning polar bears, overpopulation paranoia, global superstorms and all manner of manufactured lies in an effort to terrify people into accepting the hoax and blithely handing over their carbon taxes to Al Gore and the Rothschilds, but none of it has worked. Gore’s Chicago Climate Exchange (CCX) has all but collapsed. The fact that they have now resorted to playing the “alien invasion” card illustrates how desperate and discredited the climate change cult has become.
There are many people who lament the decline and fall of NASA since its Apollo heydays, but if this is what taxpayer funds are being spent on, the organization’s demise cannot come soon enough.
Let’s not forget this is the same government agency that uses taxpayer dollars to fund the work of global warming activist Dr. James Hansen, the man who endorsed an eco-fascist book that called for cities to be razed to the ground, industrial civilization to be destroyed and genocidal population reduction measures to be implemented in the name of preventing climate change.
Perhaps the aliens should hire Hansen as their PR spokesman.
Hansen has received well over $1 million taxpayer dollars from NASA in the last four years to pursue his activist agenda. He is a key figure in the global warming movement, for it was his 1988 with testimony to a US Senate committee chaired by Al Gore that really got the ball rolling for the elite in their mission to hijack the environmental movement and promote apocalyptic fears of climate change as a means of pushing carbon taxes and a highly regulated society.
Aside from all this, why do we need aliens to destroy humanity and “save the planet”? White House science czar John P. Holdren seems to have it all in hand. Holdren’s 1977 book Ecoscience called for a “planetary regime” to carry out forced abortions and mandatory sterilization procedures, as well as drugging the water supply, in an effort to cull the human surplus.
Holdren is now in charge of “geoengineering” the planet to protect against supposed man-made climate change. For me, this represents a far greater and more imminent threat to humanity than any fantasy about alien invasions from outer space.
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Doctor Bulldog & Ronin 
19 August, 2011 at 12:58 pm
Sounds like we have an outbreak of Invasion of the Body Snatchers here. These people actually sit around watching Sci Fi movies and begin dreaming up these hideous ideas, good gosh. IMO, the Morlocks and Eloi seems to be where we are heading as a species.
My guess is that the bio jihad will lighten the human load on the Earth. But then, people like these would no doubt supply the weaponized biological contaminant that the haters of humanity need to do the job. Hold on to your butts cause this is much bigger than giant ants.
19 August, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Yeah, so that movie:
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1423638809/
Of course, what our government would not like you to take away from that movie is the ideal that our government officials are not our leaders – our leaders are the thinkers and the philosophers of our country – what few remain.
19 August, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Yak, yak! ……….Yak, yak, yak,yak.
19 August, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Youtube; Its horrible!
19 August, 2011 at 3:12 pm
I have an appointment with my witch doctor this afternoon. I am feeling a little under the weather and I’m hoping he can concoct a potion to make me feel better, the chicken bone necklace I made didn’t work.
19 August, 2011 at 2:21 pm
The way I am feeling right now must be similar to how Taylor felt when he returned to the Earth to find, The Planet of the Apes.. Its a madhouse!
So now we can finally say for sure how it happened, teh stupid destroyed the world.
19 August, 2011 at 5:13 pm
Planet of the Apes is still quite appropriate, as a reference. Some monkeys are simply more sophisticated than others. And some primates are more civilized than some homo-sapiens.
Or perhaps I’m just jaded…
{Pondering…….}
Nope, I stand by my original assertion.
19 August, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Yes and I have come to understand this Taylor character much better over the years and decades since 1968.
I would say that in the years and decades following Obamas administration we will see him go from Barack the magnificent to Barack the Odious, or simply, BO. These people have a major hate on for our civilization and they are willing to use anyone to destroy us. Which by the way is a fatal flaw in them, but one they won’t see until it is too late. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of people, huh?
19 August, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Yes, the spaceballs have landed. There goes the planet.
19 August, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Of course none of this makes any sense to anyone who is outside of the realm of the Mickey Mouse Club, Mouseketeers. The Klingon, Holdren, and MASA, really need to go overseas to the islamic nations and tell them that this multiple children through multiple wives has to stop as it is unsustainable. One man one wife has to be the outreach that they support. It needs to be done right now, before the little green men get angry and attack.
19 August, 2011 at 5:18 pm
The mideast has doubled their population in the last couple decades, but by all means, lets enact BS laws in the US where we would have zero population growth but for our bureaucratically stuck wide open immigration policies.
19 August, 2011 at 4:25 pm
What do ya’ll think would be a greater affront to spacemen and a potential cause for attacking us, mans activity on Earth or jihadists in space? I’m going with door number two.
19 August, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Ooh, I dunno. I rather like the idea of shooting jihadists in to space. Send em straight to their moon god al-lah. I imagine if they were to run in to aliens, being in such close proximity to highly intelligent and advanced females would undoubtedly scare the hell out of them.
19 August, 2011 at 5:51 pm
OK, no need to panic!!! There is hope. You CAN defend yourself against the inevitable invasion of the Goreatropes.
19 August, 2011 at 8:35 pm
As I stated before, the government and these ‘special interest’ groups always have to have a bogeyman for us to fear. We have been through this BS before, The H1N1 scare, attack at any moment during the 2004 election, running out of oil by 1999, They even had us scared of the Russians for 4+ decades while they picked our pockets. On and on the fear mongers deliver these frightening reports via the ‘Ministry Of Propaganda’ better known as the MSM Sensational events and graphic videos bring in the profits, true to their mission the order of the day is ‘if it bleeds it leads and if it burns it earns’.
20 August, 2011 at 6:44 am
I used to question conspiracy theories. But the ones that seem to play our are the ones that involve one simple factor, and it aint the ‘X’ factor – its the money factor. Those offbeat theories that involve large sums of money, get serious consideration by me now.
The xray machines in airports are big business. The military complex is big business. Pharma is big business. Etc.
The most sad part of it all, is the shredding of the Constitution that has been going on, and the sheer % of people accepting it out of a false sense of loyalty to their political party. Make no mistake, I despise the socialist agenda, but no presidency has done more damage to Constitutional law than W Bush and the Patriot Act. We DO NOT have to accept that it is necessary in its entirety to fight jihadists – it is NOT. Free men do not remain free unless they question the motives and actions ESPECIALLY of those in their own political party as well as those elected in to positions of power.
21 August, 2011 at 7:22 am
I agree, It’s bad enough that they clean out our wallets with confiscation (i.e’ excessive taxation) of the results of our labor. The final insult is the ‘fear factor’ and the hysteria that accompanies it. They, they elites in the government and the MSM are doing their best to brainwash and push us into an ‘Orwellian New World Order’. When traveling I soon expect to see large signs at the security checkpoints flashing the message, ‘Obey Obey Obey’.
25 August, 2011 at 3:27 am
…. im now being reminded of an awesome movie called “They Live”
25 August, 2011 at 11:18 am
Netflix has “They Live” available for streaming. I just watched it a little while back.
25 August, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Escape From New York.
Hauk to Snake Plissken; The presidents plane has gone down in New York city.
Snake: The President of what?
Hauk: That’s not funny Plissken.
20 August, 2011 at 10:13 am
And I’ve been accused of wearing a tinfoil hat…
20 August, 2011 at 10:33 am
The only ‘aliens’ im worried about are the psychopaths in the eco terrorists that wanna kill me and my kids for simply exsisting.
Until I can touch a ‘ufo’ and shake hands with a ‘et’ I wont believe thier bullsh**…
21 August, 2011 at 1:45 pm
This was merely a TV show several decades ago.
. IMDB; Friendly neighborhood, Alien interdiction.
25 August, 2011 at 9:33 pm
Islamofascists, whom these people are playing footsie with, don’t give a damn about glowbull warming. The cult of the liberal idiocracy strikes again.
26 August, 2011 at 10:34 am
I watched a 1950s sci fi movie the other night that had a similar theme only in that movie it was nuclear weapons and experimentation in rocketry that drove the aliens to attack us. Invisible Invaders, fairly stupid movie, even dumber, this modern real life sequel.
3 September, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Gasoline prices, perhaps even all prices of goods should be double in libtard enclaves. It is only fair that they pay more to support their polices. Right now its fascist to impose this junk science on all of us.
6 July, 2012 at 11:21 pm
I don’t know if I’d put so much faith in the report. You seem to be getting it second hand through the Guardian. Are you sure that’s a real newspaper? Every time I see a story from it, it looks a little tabloid-ish. Going to the original article, without paying, all I’m going to see is this abstract
http://arxiv.org/abs/1104.4462
“While humanity has not yet observed any extraterrestrial intelligence (ETI), contact with ETI remains possible. … In this paper, we analyze a broad range of contact scenarios in terms of whether contact with ETI would benefit or harm humanity.”
Two things to pick up:
1. The article wasn’t an official NASA release. It’s the work of three people who might or might not work for NASA, speaking only for themselves.
No doubt is left on this point.
2. The article isn’t about climate change, and even in the Guardian’s not necessarily accurate description, the article speaks of a scenario in which we run into a more advanced civilization’s version of Earth First.
You can read in that a call for cutting oil consumption. What I’m getting out of it is something more along the lines of “remember those programs that called for beaming signals into deep space to get ET’s attention – was that really a good idea?”. If so, good question. At best, I would think that it would be a waste of the taxpayers’ money, because the signal would almost certainly degrade into uselessness within a light year, long before it got anywhere – at least so I’ve heard.
If somebody can enhance that garbled signal into usefulness – which I’m guessing would be highly unlikely – and we somehow get a visitor, what do we do if the visitor, backed up by firepower beyond our understanding, is, as we would understand the idea, off his rocker?
But until either of us sees the original article, this much is guesswork.
As for anthropocentric global warming – how funny you would think of attacking NASA over that issue, when they’ve been publishing something very interesting that would seem to bear on that very issue. Try looking up the daily high temperature on Mars, and compare it to what it was said to be in old references published in the 1950s. The place seems to be getting warmer, and one doesn’t see a lot of cars or factories on that planet. Draw your own conclusions – and then remember who gave you the data you’re putting to good use.