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  1. oh we didn’t care,we made it very clea. Zaid Bethanie.

  2. Ronin Says:

    Lightning strikes biker’s penis

    I know you are all wondering why I would post an article like this, well its simple. The purpose of this site has always been to record and bring awareness to threats against western values, countries and our people. Not all the world’s problems fall on Muslims corrupt politicians or power happy madmen and not all can be solved by mankind.

    It seems God himself has decided to take a stand against public urination. Having just recently returned from a brief oconus trip I can testify this problem has reached the point where heavenly punishment is warranted. Third world nations come complete with third world values. If you find yourselves wishing to take a trip, do not. Stay home and see America. For the non Americans buy a book and steer away from third world hellholes or get your jimmies fried.

    Granted Croatia is not a third world country but I have been there and it is among the worlds most scenic countries and its people are wonderful. God has blessed this country and is busy protecting it. Keep your bodily fluids contained inside until it is legal to dispose of them.

    September 25, 2007 new.com au.

    AN Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.
    – I would love to hear the 911 call on this one “(witness) my friend was just struck in the jimmies by lightning” CLICK (witness calls back) “Stop hanging up I’m telling the truth” (911 operator) “Stop calling sir, this line is for official business”. This poor guy probably lay in the street for a long time before this call was believed.

    Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.
    – Yeah but he will have a story worthy of a free bear for the rest of his life.

    He said: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.
    – Sounds like Docs college stories.

    “Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.”
    – OUCH, just thinking about this brings pain.

    “Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually.”
    – The key world being “eventually”, head my warning you doers of misdeeds wait until you have a legal place to perform your bodily functions or you could find yourself the recipient of a well placed lightning strike.

    That’s just as long as lightning doesn’t stike in the same place twice.
    – Lets not go there.

  3. Ronin Says:

    Jihad in Ohio or pissed off ex? This is a strange one:

    Rossford police say car held fire devices

    Saturday, November 10, 2007
    Rossford police had not filed any charges last night against a man whose vehicle contained several containers of flammable liquid and dangerous devices, authorities said.

    Police responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Meijer store on U.S. 20 about 4:40 p.m. Thursday and found at least five containers of flammable liquid, unknown materials in plastic containers, and several incendiary devices, authorities said.

    Toledo’s bomb squad and the Rossford Fire Department assisted police in securing the vehicle and removing items for analysis, authorities said.

    The driver of the vehicle, a Rossford man, was taken to the police department Thursday to be interviewed.

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