I cut this speech down a bit but this is an incredible chance to actually work with the Muslim community. We should all support this effort.
Muslim press has been going crazy all day after leading Shia and Sunni clerics announced a joint plan to modernize Islam. After a secret conference convened last month the two most powerful sects of Islam made an early morning press conference to announce the plan. Citing international law and comparing it with sharia law the Clerics issued the following statement:
Although based on some views of sharia most Islamic laws is based around sex. Sex with anyone and any beast is allowed if minor rules are followed. Actually most methods of perversion are allowed if precautions are taken to hide or disavow your involvement. Enough! No longer will pedophilia, bestiality, and forced sexual slavery be considered normal. No more degrading women, non-Muslims and children. If our religion is going to bring benefits to humanity it needs to actually offer hope for the future and build toward that goal. We are asking all Muslims to stop supporting terrorism and instead offer a sign of repentance and the hand of friendship to all mankind, Muslim and non-Muslim. Stop giving support to terrorists and give your money to international groups with an established record of helping mankind, organizations like the American Cancer Society and the American Red Cross. Working together with all religions we can improve this planet and turn back centuries of hatred and violence.
We realize the reasons behind the view some people have that all Muslims are terrorists are partially our own fault. We vow to challenge this view and provide proof that it will not be tolerated. From this day forward we will not support terror and we demand all Muslims follow international law and basic human rights. (more…)
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